the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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We're using joints as your birthday candles
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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