It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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