yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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