I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Buhtt sex?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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