i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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