her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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