Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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