just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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