thus making me awesome and them whores
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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