No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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