I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Randomize