Cold hands, warm shart.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
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we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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