I think scott just propositioned me for sex
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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