Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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