you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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