What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm always down for nudity.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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