I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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