Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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