Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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Can I color on your dick again?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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