Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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