It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Less talking, more tequila
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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