All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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