I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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