i just google imaged poop.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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