She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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