I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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