He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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