he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Randomize
