i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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