I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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