I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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