Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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