plz talk dirty to me
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Randomize
