Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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