This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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