try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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