She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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