Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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