do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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