Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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