Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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