No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Randomize