Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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