i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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