just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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