i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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