You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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