So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
