How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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