I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Too much gin, very little bucket
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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