I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
