is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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